Liza Minnelli was in peak form recently as she showcased her clothing line on the Home Shopping Network. The Liza Collection is a shimmering spectacle of high-roller wear for senior ladies who just can’t get over the mid-90s. But it’s the performance of Liza herself that’s so fascinating. As Salon.com writer Mary Elizabeth Williams put it, “We have seen the future of Lindsay Lohan, and it looks like this.”

There’s no way I could have sat through two hours of utter nonsense, but fortunately I didn’t have to thanks to the talented Rich Juzwiak. Here’s the five-minute highlight reel that Rich put together. 

Liza: You don’t have to sell it … it sells you.